Four turntables but no microphone.

What goes on in the mind of a five year old is anyones guess.
This is what happened when my five year old decided to make a present for me, using random scraps from the shed.
Obviously (and of course I got it right away) it's a record player.
This is an example of how someone who has never seen a record, nor a player for records; imagines a record player would look like.
Wooden, with 'a twirly hat thing' and not one, but four turntables.

As Pablo Picasso said; “The chief enemy of creativity is 'good' sense.”
I think he was right you know.